Report 10 years ago. #2. In a drawer inside of my closet, I usually lock the drawer...but you can just hang it inside of a bag that you never use or inside of a box under your bed - a box that doesn't look suspicious. Or maybe inside of a Harry Potter's book cover - just lose the book and use the cover to cover up you toys.
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Make sure you put them somewhere very well hidden, so nobody will find them. The woods are a great place with plenty of nooks and crannies to hide things. Try hiding a few green carrier bags in a thick prickly bush, but make sure they are out of sight. The shed or garage is a good place to hide larger items.